Hello World!

In these stressful times why not sit down, grab a martini, and listen to the dulcet tones of Jimmy Stewart (yesteryears equivalent to Tom Hanks) read Moby Dick.

Deep Dank Thoughts is finally here. Tell Jacques Cousteau to grab his camera. Because things are about to get deep.


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