Deep Dank Thoughts

It's moments like these that I wonder why there isn't a movie about some crazy bioengineer gene splicing chickens and spiders to produce the ultimate drumstick supply. And then of course something goes horribly wrong. Hey Jacques: try the ultramarine filter.  And now for Chapter 2

Hello World! In these stressful times why not sit down, grab a martini, and listen to the dulcet tones of Jimmy Stewart (yesteryears equivalent to Tom Hanks) read Moby Dick. Deep Dank Thoughts is finally here. Tell Jacques Cousteau to grab his camera. Because things are about to get deep.